Age Concern

ste preece

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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.

She put’s an ad in the local paper that read:

"HUSBAND WANTED:- MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
& MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened
the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a
wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are
you?
Just look at you...you have no legs! '
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently,
'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'


Regards

Steve
 

Paul-M

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I like ! haha
Where do you find them Steve? I've never heard any of the jokes you post.
 

Sam1

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Took me a minute to work it out but LMFAO!!
 

stewie

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steve thats quality :rock: *text deleted* full of them just finished your 1st book and they just full of them its a quality read
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