Ninja, that was priceless. It explains why the ugly women always get fixed up. Its not pity, its because the lads are minging when they pull them. I remember waking up next to one of these gorillas once. She was essence late at night, but the next morning I had to decide whether to wake it up so that I could get out of bed or saw my arm off. The saw would have been the best option, but it was my drinking arm so I pulled it out fast from under the beast and legged it!!
Stacka mate, a lot of us will have done. However, the secret is to smile and think, bloody nora, I deserve credit for bravery! Fearless!