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Gorillawizard

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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
 

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How do you get 4 gay men on a bar stool?


turn it upside down....
 

Nacnud

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awww man that's sick...

How do you get a fat girl in bed?
piece of cake..
 

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awww man that's sick...

How do you get a fat girl in bed?
piece of cake..

actully laughed out loud!....and im at work...ill start looking for a new job now...
 

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What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?

They can smell it but they can't eat it.
 

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could someone explain what a gynecologist is please? *text deleted*. Then I can understand the punchline.

What happened to the cow that couldn't produce any milk?

It was an udder failure! >.>

Yes, i know, it is absolute dog sh*te, couldnt think of anything better though hahaha.
 

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could someone explain what a gynecologist is please? *text deleted*. Then I can understand the punchline.
it's er....a lady's doctor, if you know what i mean. But in UK English it's gynaecologist
 

Robbie Spice

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yup I spelt it wrong.


Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
 

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