best chat up lines!

Josh

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What are the best one liner chat up lines ????
 

proudtobebritish

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a really cheesy one is hey sexy fancy a ride on my rollercoaster?
*text deleted*.

but thats really bad.

or just put it simply and say fancy a fook?
 

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Lets call your left leg Christmas and your right leg Easter.... Can I come in between the holidays?

(Ask the barman for some ice, throw it on the floor and stamp on it) Now I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?

If it's true that we are what we eat then I could be you by morning.

Do you like dried biscuits? Eat this, (get penis out) it's a cracker!

You know how they say skin is the largest organ of the human body? Not in my case.

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list

Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Never actually used any of these but they're a few of my favourites!
 

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Kinda like the above breaking ice one;

"How heavy's a polar bear?, heavy enough to break the ice, my names ..."

My mate actually used that,
sadly he didn't pull.

Joe
 

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chat up lines?
I just make a big entrance so everyone looks at me then i look around
and point at the girl i want and say
"YOU!"

(ps never works and gets u thrown out trust me but it is so funny afterwards)
 
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