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ste preece

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A day from the diary of a BMW driver...

"The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow
down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into
a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my
motorway!

The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and
honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW
lane.

Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph
enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I
noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane
of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my
headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my
motorway and to get out of my way.

Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that,
but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind
me!

He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run
him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get
onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my
excellent car.

Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the
man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my
car goes fast!

Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I
had to take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to
have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're Â
£20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station
said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn
the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so
they will take it off me!

See, now THAT'S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a
BMW!

Cheers

Steve
 

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Would you like this BMW?
 

MAXPAIN

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*text deleted* love the Germans, beemers are my favourite
 

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Nah mate not for me, I would kill for a micra
 

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I had a Black Audi convertible when I was posted in Germany.Old one but it looked the Dogs danglys.

Grey leather interior, Hydraulic roof. I loved that car, sold it to a guy who was moving to the Czech Republic. Wife was pregnant and didnt want a two door.
 

ste preece

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Cars

now thats just sex with a steering wheel
I did have a car near the end of my service and used to get some of the available girls to show me the soles of their feet in the wing mirrors!

I think the term: "Do you fancy a ride!! Had a double meaning!

Great things cars!


Cheers

Steve
 
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