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blocky

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sometimes i dread going out on my runs, as me being only 16 years of age, i find chavs intimidating as they are sometimes 18+ what about everyone else?
 

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i wouldn`t worry to much about them, they drink cider and do drug the chances of them catching a royal marine in training is very unlikely. *text deleted*

on a serious note, get a training partner maybe or training in an area where there not until your sure you can get away if they cause trouble. also run in daylight, change your route if they bother you that much. join a running club, do running for your school or college..........use the force and play the jedi mind trick on them????

don`t forget your training to become on of the world elite fighting men, by completeing the longest and hardest training in the world, running past a few chavs should be nothing.
 

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haha i might go out for a run in a mintue actually my first run in a looong time =]

FIZZ STARTING IN ONE WEEK YAYS! *text deleted* wish me luck i only got 8 weeks to improve pressups from 30-60 situps 55-65 and BFT run time from 13 mins to 9 mins =]
 

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In my experience chavs are all mouth. They are likely to shout something as you run past but unlikely to do much else. Your best bet is to just ignore them and keep running - last thing you want is to get in a fight and effect your chances of joining the RM.

With them being older and in a group you could always run a different route. If they are anything like the chavs near me then the have their usual spots on street corners and outside shops but rarely venture elsewhere - should be easy to avoid them.
 

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I got an idea go start on the chavs and then make them chase you, bet that will shave some minuets off your running times, at the end of the day there must be a use for a chav!! *text deleted* :)

good luck

p.s only a joke I agree with the above comment made.
 

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When you see a chav you've got to have confidence in yourself, if you cower away from them, cross the road when you see them, look away from them as you ran past and anything else that shows a sign of weakness then you're going to get more trouble than if you run past looking at them sticking your fingers up. You'll only get "wt da fk u doin tht 4 *text deleted*" and then you stop and walk towards them and unless they pull out a knife none of them will hit you.

You can't find the scum of the earth intimidating, you've got to be strong minded, if you're not confident then you need to build some, and fast!

Just remember, confidence in yourself is enough to stop alot of people bothering you.
 

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my sisters a little Chav, she just threw a folk in my head! my heads still bleeding! what a little bitch.
 

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that's understandable, i hate chavs!

there's not really much you can do apart from run a different route to avoid them, but then why should you? you have every right to be there as much as they do.

where do you live? if you get any trouble i will come sort'em out :)
 

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try putting a couple of rounds in there general direction, the chav is certain to crap himself! other than that just run passed them and ignore the scum!
 

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Do what i did!.. Certainly got a huge buzz from doing it!.. As a full time cyclist i'm always out training and always go thru the local towns on route etc...


Well one day i was out on Saturday evening doing a quick evening ride, Went past the local park on the outskirts of town and i normally get abuse chucked at me but it never normally bothers me and i just tell them to stick it but this one time it was a different story i got a load of abuse thrown at me like normal but this time it wasn't just abuse! next thing i *text deleted* one chav gets a football and kicks it towards me!! He was purposely aiming for me!, i manage just to move out of the way of the football!... At this point i was *text deleted*ing fuming and decided that id show the *text deleted*ers that i wasn't just the average local old commuting cyclist and really i was some mean *text deleted* so i went over and put my bike at the side of the road so that non of them could steal it!.. So i went over and alot of them looked at me as if to say "what the heck is this guy doing".. Yes i was absolutely fuming and nothing was going to stop me from smacking the cocky little shi*es.. they wer all sat there smoking and drinking beer with little local sluts scattered round them.. I Walked up to the *text deleted*er who had tried to knock me off my bike and before he could say anything i planted my fist into the end of his nose and he went down he went like a sack of s*text deleted*t!.. All the rest of the chavs just sat there sipping there cans of beer in amazement :eek: of what i had just done.. They certainly wernt expecting me to do what i did... I Was so happy as i rode off and seen the little bugger still on the ground clutching his nose in pain! and his mates laughing at him!..

Thats what you should do if they ever do anything to you!... Like someone else said they are all just mouth!.. I've never had abuse since off these lot!.. They just look at me and think Christ thats the "Nutter" Loool..

Seriously dont be scared of the little *text deleted*!.. There nothing but scum!..
 

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Rusty that is one awesome story!

however, i know most of the chavs around here and they know where i live (im from birmingham) and if i done that they would prob beat up my nan or something, they know my family well *text deleted* my moms a psycho and used to beat them all up... :D
 

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Gday mate

Go running early in the morning. its a great way to start the day
and i doubt those little poofs will bother you if you are running at 5:30 - six in the morning.

Dont let any one make you feel inferior. walk tall be strong. dont go looking for a fight. but dont let anyone give you *text deleted**text deleted*. The fitter you get. the harder you get and the more "spirit" you have no one will want to *text deleted**text deleted* with you.

Cheers mate
 

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Gtlaau is right. Just run around 6am in the morning. The local chav populus isnt out collecting their dole money until around 9am. :saythat:
 
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Gtlaau is right. Just run around 6am in the morning. The local chav populus isnt out collecting their dole money until around 9am. :saythat:
They are still out from the night before but *text deleted*.
Coming home from the new 'night club' in town which specialises in Dj Rankin haha.

Marc.
 

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Could always just run past sitcking the trusty middle finger up :thefinger: Should help improve your running times...... and give ya a good laugh wen they cack out after 100meters n light a smoke to help them breathe again :bigsmile:
 
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im quite a large bloke so i rarely get any problems with them *text deleted*, only today actually some *text deleted**text deleted* revving up his *text deleted**text deleted*ty escort with his "rude boys" in the car with him, they had a little giggle at me, so i just stoped infont of the car and said P.RICK and stood there waiting for a response didnt even mutter a word at me.....they are all mouth mate.
 

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chavs are nothing to worry about !, theyre all just *text deleted**text deleted*s..


unless you meet somenone like BigT, he;s from the ghetto and possibly owns a "gat". Anyone *text deleted* tangle, BigT be his name.

cracks me up every time LOOL

:bud:
 

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chavs are nothing to worry about !, theyre all just *text deleted**text deleted*s..


unless you meet somenone like BigT, he;s from the ghetto and possibly owns a "gat". Anyone *text deleted* tangle, BigT be his name.

cracks me up every time LOOL

:bud:


*text deleted* *text deleted* *text deleted* *text deleted* *text deleted* *text deleted*.
 

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Good story but it may not always work out the way, what if his friends had turned around and bit the *text deleted**text deleted* out of you? I would have liked to do the same thing. By the way I've had a football kicked at me while cycling, so I *text deleted**text deleted*ing picked up the ball and rode off with it, they weren't too happy!

Generally I haven't any problems with chavs though. Maybe when I was younger but I imagine being a big lad they are *text deleted**text deleted* scared to say anything to me, it's quite an advantage. Also I usually go running in the mornings (wake up at 5.30) when theres no one around, cause its annoying with all the stares you get.
 

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i went out on friday and me n my *text deleted* was walkin home n 3 jipos *text deleted* out of the chipy ner mine and smacked us both n robed my chain the *text deleted*er. ya can imagen how angy i was but i couldnt o anythin bak bcas
1. ther was 3 of them and 2 of us
2. ther jipos so they could of had nifes
3. they looked bout 20:S:S
4. me n my *text deleted* was pissed so we didnt even know wat day it was

but at the end of the day *text deleted**text deleted* hapens *text deleted*
 
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