Cheese sandwich!!

Hoppy99

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "Indeed I am."

The man replies, "Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
 

Sam1

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hahaha i need new pants now. O DEAR!!

:doh:
 

Robfo

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Oh i get it!! He chose a cheese sandwich over a chicken one.

What a weirdo.



:)
 

rusty92

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Oh i get it!! He chose a cheese sandwich over a chicken one.

What a weirdo.



:)


*text deleted*!.. :laugh::laugh::laugh: ... Made me laugh more than the actual joke! *text deleted*!.. Made me chuckle mate!..

Sam
 
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