Crude..

Loz

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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies: "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I never found her head!"
 

Chris

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absolutely terrible...cant stop grinning though.
 

Sam1

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hahahahaha only in the marines :laugh:
 

hughbrown

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fookin hell
mind u after a 6 month tour of Aghanistan....
 
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