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Loz

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They're going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps....

This is so you can watch someone else being *text deleted**text deleted*ed at the same time as you.
 

hughbrown

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hahaha
on a similar note i dont know if you have heard it but
two lawyers are marooned on a desert island after a storm wrecked their luxery liner,
after 3 weeks of eating cocanuts and fish they are both feeling pretty lonely,
the one lawyer is high in a palm tree when he sees a beautifu blonde in the sea
so they rescue her etc etc
and the one guy says "hey man, weve been here for so long, do you think maybe we could scr*w her?"
his mate looks at him and says "out of what?????"
 

jm745

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How about this one;

Jack, Fred and Mary are in a boat and it sinks,
so they swim to a desert island,
after a few years nature takes its course and Fred and Jack have sex with Mary,
then Mary feels disgusted with herself so she kills herself,
so Jack and Fred are left and after a few years nature takes its course and you know,
then after a while,
Jack and Fred feel disgusted with themselves,
so they bury Mary.

Joe
 

Chris

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horrid bloody horrid but cant stop grinning
 

RM

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Got this 1 From a Royal i work with!

*text deleted* just had my application for an internet dating agency declined!

1 of the questions was ''What do u look for in a women'' Apparently ''My C*$K'' is'nt an acceptable answer!
 

hughbrown

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Got this 1 From a Royal i work with!

*text deleted* just had my application for an internet dating agency declined!

1 of the questions was ''What do u look for in a women'' Apparently ''My C*$K'' is'nt an acceptable answer!
HAHAHAHA THATS GOOD
 
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