Gary Glitter and Michael jackson...

FrancisL1991

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Sorry for any offence caused by this joke. I did warn you.

Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson are sat on a park bench.

8 year old girl walks past.

Glitter leans over to Jacko and whispers in his ear "Corr bet she was a looker in her day"
 

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i fink we shud turn this thread into jokes about gary glitter and micheal jackson!

how can u tell if micheal jacjson has a visitor?

there a tricycle on his drive way

chrz stewie
 

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whats the difference between michael jackson and a sainsburys bag.
both plastic and harmful to small children


What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a
schoolgirl's ring?
Gary Glitter

How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence?
When the big hand touches the small hand



A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
forest.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
Gary Glitter says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of
here on my own!"

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "*text deleted**text deleted*ing kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party.
 

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a man got home from work to see he girlfriend packing all her things.
"what the *text deleted**text deleted* is going on?" he asks "why are you leaving"
she replies "someone told me that you are a paedophile"
"paedophile?!" he shouts, thats a big *text deleted**text deleted*ing word for an 8 year old
 

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Wheres does Michael Barrymore put out his fags?

In his pool
 

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Whats long, silver and shiny, and the worst thing a parent wants to find in their young daughters wardrobe?




Gary glitters boots.
 
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