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flump1

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well i'll get the ball rolling.

a couple are luying in bed just after doing the dirty, the woman gets out of bed, looks in the mirror and says to the man im fat and ugly, i could relly use a compliment now. the guy rolls over and says your eyesight is sopt on dear
 

alan wilson

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did you know duck can still swim...even if it has its legs cut off.

strange but true....
 

H00L3Y D4N

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when you die they stich your arse together so the popp dont come out...strange but true
 

jamie.english

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A good one...

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.
 

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did you know that a cow can be led up a flight of stairs but cannot go down them because a cow's knees cannot bend properly.

strange but true
 

Mr T

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Did you know the household cavalry have to put vaseline on their horses backside to make it shiny for inspection?

True fact
 

alan wilson

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Mr T said:
Did you know the household cavalry have to put vaseline on their horses backside to make it shiny for inspection?

True fact
*text deleted*...indeed it is!
 

Gaz the "Taff"

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*Did you know the Queen regularly listens to death metalers CRADLE OF FILTH! strange but true!
*The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
*theres A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. :D
*Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium! :wink:
*The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
*There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time
*Sex burns 360 calories per hour 8)
*The tune of The Star Spangled Banner was an old English drinking song . It was not made the official American national anthem until 1931.
*All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
*A pregnant goldfish is called a twit, I thaught it was *text deleted*! :*text deleted*:
*In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders
*If you pass air consistently for six years and nine months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
*US Marines completed the French Foreign Legion jungle course, in a friendly competition, in 7 hours, the FFL complete it in 40 MINUTES!
*THE AVERAGE ROYAL MARINE CAN SPIT BULLETS AND *text deleted* GRENADES! FACT! :D
 

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swans are the onlybird which have a penis
 
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