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blocky

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alright lads!! i saw this proper bird at the gym yesterday i was doin pull ups and she walked to the pool in a bikini i was like OMFG so i decided to go onto the pec machine and bang out some real heavy weight and she kept lookin at me so i might be *text deleted* some pussy real soon !!

just thought id let u know lads


ill keep u updated!
 

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Enit I love spam I mean look at my post count I've been on here what... 2 weeks?? :D
 

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You should've said "Alright love, you should see the size of my avatar!"

(for those who didn't see, it was about 800x600 earlier :p)
 

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You should've said "Alright love, you should see the size of my avatar!"

(for those who didn't see, it was about 800x600 earlier :p)
*text deleted*!

get in there blocky lad.
 

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Blocky: Next time you see this HOT chick use this line:

I'd walk a million miles over broken glass, on my hands and knees just to smell the exhaust fumes of the truck carrying your sweaty knickers to the cleaners.

She'll either be keen to slap you or shag you. Hope its the latter.

Go on, give it a go, don't be shy!!
 

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*text deleted*!

One my cousin used was quite funny. He walked up to this girl who was eyeing him up and said to her "Well it isn't going to suck itself is it."

He must have done something right because it worked!
 

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Blocky: Next time you see this HOT chick use this line:

I'd walk a million miles over broken glass, on my hands and knees just to smell the exhaust fumes of the truck carrying your sweaty knickers to the cleaners.

She'll either be keen to slap you or shag you. Hope its the latter.

Go on, give it a go, don't be shy!!
Ever the ladies man Mr Preece! *text deleted* Talking to her would be a good start blocky!
 

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*text deleted* steve thats funny *text deleted**text deleted* man, i think id get SLAPPED up if i said that...

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*text deleted* like it. theres this chic down my Gym, she's a bit older than me but *text deleted**text deleted* it...as long as she hasnt got salami and Bollocks im up for it! we chatted...flirt...the usual..When she walked away, a mate of mine came over and said "Do you know how old she is?"
"No, cant be that bad, her arse is like a Juicy Peach waiting for the big Bite! heheheh" he laughed and informed me she was 40! Now...im not picky, she was suprisingly a bit alright but shes 20 yrs older!
M I L F! M I L F! MILF! does that make me a Granny rammer! *text deleted*
 

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just another one for the things to do before you die mate, someone twice your age has *text deleted* be on that list!
 

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I dont think I'll leave that one 'til i'm in my 30s then Dodger!
 

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exactly what im thinking, at 19 i think 28-30 has *text deleted* be done ha ha!
 

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haha im *text deleted* get mine now shell be 32 not bad hey!?

my bros in for a treat shell be 22 GET IN for him
 

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*text deleted* mate for a 22 yr old to sleep with an 11 yr old is paedophillia u nutcase.
 

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oh *text deleted**text deleted* yeah i forgot xDD my bad well id always take his place???
 
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Blocky: Next time you see this HOT chick use this line:

I'd walk a million miles over broken glass, on my hands and knees just to smell the exhaust fumes of the truck carrying your sweaty knickers to the cleaners.

She'll either be keen to slap you or shag you. Hope its the latter.

Go on, give it a go, don't be shy!!
Well, it's more classy than a bucket of ice over the head, I suppose! Are you mellowing out in your old age ste? ;)
 
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