If you laugh at this, your bored.

[Geryon]

Two bee keepers are stood talking about their swarms. The first bee keeper asked the second;
"How many bees you got?"

"12000" he replies

"And how many hives you got them in?"
so the bee keeper says "6"

"Wow, thats spacy for them" says the first bee keeper. "I got a million bees!"

"A million bees?? Thats a lot of bees" replies the second bee keeper. "How many hives you got them in?"

"Just one" states the first bee keeper

"You have a million bees in one hive??" asked the second bee keeper "Thats a bit cramped isn’t it?"

"Ah *text deleted* em, they’re only bees"

Sorry about the compulsive joke posting :notes:

 

[Geryon]

Erm, I didn't watch it last night, I got the joke from somewhere else.

 

[Matt B]

sure you did!

 

[proudtobebritish]

Two bee keepers are stood talking about their swarms. The first bee keeper asked the second;
"How many bees you got?"

"12000" he replies

"And how many hives you got them in?"
so the bee keeper says "6"

"Wow, thats spacy for them" says the first bee keeper. "I got a million bees!"

"A million bees?? Thats a lot of bees" replies the second bee keeper. "How many hives you got them in?"

"Just one" states the first bee keeper


"You have a million bees in one hive??" asked the second bee keeper "Thats a bit cramped isn’t it?"

"Ah *text deleted* em, they’re only bees"

Sorry about the compulsive joke posting :notes:

hahaha i laughed, im bored but that was a pretty random joke, i cud make up sumthing like that but change the bees to wasps

 

[Robbie Spice]

What did the new potato say to the roast potato ?

Nothing because vegetables doesn't talk ?


What did the cherry tomato say to the big tomato ?


Nothing because fruit doesn't talk


What did the bark say to the tree ?


I'm a piece of bark





how's about dem apples ?