Job center imigrant!

RM

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An imigrant walks into his local job center and says to the man on the front desk '' i really want a job mate, im hard working punctual and always smartly dressed. What have u got for me?''

The man looks up at him and says '' *text deleted* got just the job for you sir! i have a rich buisness man who needs someone to drive his beautifull twin blonde daughters around and fullfill all there sexual desires. Do you think you could do that?''

The imigrant ''Fnck off your lieing!''

The Man ''Yeah, well u started it!''
 

Sam1

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hahahaha loved it!!

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akerfish

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i dont think i should be laughing this loud at this time of night *text deleted*!! im still laughing.
 

goldenboyz

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this is quality but the original full joke is even better *text deleted*
 
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