Joke of the year

Stacka

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I wa sin the cemetery the other day and i saw two men carrying a coffin round and round.

3hrs later i saw the men with the same coffin walking round and round.

I though, bloody hell....they've lost the *text deleted**text deleted*ing plot!

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proudtobebritish

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*text deleted* gud un!

3 parrots are for sale. They cost £200, £100 and £15. A woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?" The shopkeeper replies
"Because it used to work in a brothel"
The woman thinks this is funny and buys the parrot.
Whe she gets home the parrot says "FUK ME A NEW BROTHEL!"
The woman laughs.... Her 2 daughters then come home, the parrot squawks
"FUK ME NEW PROSSIES!" And the girls laugh.
The Husband comes home and the parrot shouts
"FUK ME KEITH IVE NOT SEEN YOU IN WEEKS MATE!"

:laugh:



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