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Apr 23, 2008
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Hopefully this is acceptable. No offence intended!

2 nuns and a mother superior all die at the same time and go to heaven. They're met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who tells them that they must each answer a question to be allowed to enter.

First nun steps up and St. Peter asks her "Who was the first woman on Earth?"

She replies, "That's easy, it was Eve"

"Correct" says St. Peter as he waves her through the Pearly Gates.

The second nun then steps forward.

"Who was the first man on Earth?"

The nun thinks for a moment and says "Adam"

St. Peter promptly ushers her through the gates.

St. Peter then says to the Mother Superior "Because you're a Mother Superior your question is a little more challenging. What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"

The Mother Superior thinks for a second, then, whilst still contemplating her answer, says "Cor, that's a hard one."

"Right answer" says St. Peter and opens the Pearly Gates for her.