Nacnud
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Just heard this joke from a friend. I found it pretty funny.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is
moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a mini-bus containing Gordon
Brown, Alistair Darling, and the rest of the cabinet ministers. They're asking for a £10 million ransom. If they don't get it they're going to douse them all with petrol and set them on fire. So we're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'
'Most people are giving about a gallon.'
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is
moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a mini-bus containing Gordon
Brown, Alistair Darling, and the rest of the cabinet ministers. They're asking for a £10 million ransom. If they don't get it they're going to douse them all with petrol and set them on fire. So we're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'
'Most people are giving about a gallon.'
