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Skinny white bloke goes into a lift,
a huge African bloke also gets in the lift,

The African man says to the white man,

"Before you ask, 7ft tall, 350lbs, 13" d1ck and my balls weigh 3lbs each,
the names Turner Brown"

The white guy faints, when he comes to he asks the African man to say it all again,

African man repeats his stats and says "Names Turner Brown",

"Thank *text deleted* for that" the white bloke says,

"I thought you said your name was Turn around"
 

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Skinny white bloke goes into a lift,
a huge African bloke also gets in the lift,

The African man says to the white man,

"Before you ask, 7ft tall, 350lbs, 13" d1ck and my balls weigh 3lbs each,
the names Turner Brown"

The white guy faints, when he comes to he asks the African man to say it all again,

African man repeats his stats and says "Names Turner Brown",

"Thank *text deleted* for that" the white bloke says,

"I thought you said your name was Turn around"

That's pretty good,
just had a good chuckle to myself.
 
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