Pirates

WrapJuice

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Why are pirates called pirates?

because the Arrrgghh! (you have to say that it a pirate voice) *text deleted*!

yeah i know worst joke ever
 

Sam1

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HAHA! has to be told in person really *text deleted*

:racer:
 

jm745

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Nice one.

Have you heard of that thing called the angry pirate?
If you're getting sucked off by a girl who's squatting,
pull out just before you finish,
*text deleted* in her eye,
and kick her in the shin,
and then she'll hop around on one leg with one eye closed,
hence angry pirate *text deleted*.

Joe
 

WrapJuice

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Nice one.

Have you heard of that thing called the angry pirate?
If you're getting sucked off by a girl who's squatting,
pull out just before you finish,
*text deleted* in her eye,
and kick her in the shin,
and then she'll hop around on one leg with one eye closed,
hence angry pirate *text deleted*.

Joe
LOOOOOOL Mate i'm in stitches! that's *text deleted**text deleted*ing brilliant!
 
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