This is so funny
Got to tell you this dit.....
When i was a kid we used to shoot in my mates range. Id worked very very hard saved my money up and brought a CP99
http://www.allcocksoutdoorstore.co.uk/store/product/10840/Walther-CP99-black/
Any way it was super powerfull, a bad accident left my mate "harrop" with a pellet in his ass....well he bent over to reset a fallen target and his ass just shone like a golden bulls eye. I had no choice but to take place and aim! oooops. Any way after the hospital had taken it out we were best mates.
Any way.....my other mate had a habbit of meeting the stupidest of women, one girl (who I believed was called chelsey?) Asked one day if she could have a go with this gun...I obliged, she picked up the gun and before I could say anything she said "is it loaded" .........pointed the gun to the cup of her hand, and pulled the trigger.
The pellet passed straight through the hand, bad as the injury was.....*text deleted* never laughed so much in my life....even now i have a good giggle when im on my own. It was just so so funny.