Just to update: I showed it to my boss & he didn't say much, just choked a bit, staggered around, went pale & fainted. Something about "political correctness" was all I could make out as we carried him to the ambulance for further tests.
That said, I reckon it's time we had a recruiting poster competition for all you budding artists, so I'll make this a sticky & the challenge is to compile the wittiest, most effective poster.
The rules are very simple:
1. It must offend no-one, and I mean no-one.
2. Er, that's it.
So far the first one would be winning were it not for the fact my Granny has had an attack of the vapours.
If possible (and no promises guys), any 100% tip top poster that can be used by the Corps with your permission, may be eligible for a small Royal Marines branded "gizzit".
Don't build you hopes up- it may only be a pen! (But if a better prize can be awarded, rest assured I'll do my best and keep you posted.) Please don't expect a car- keep saving for that "Saxo", you know they are "sensible".
OK Pete, just seen your art work post- stop posing, get designing...
ok so I don't have anything that can make the pictures look good but if one of you could help me I have an idea, it can be a joint effort and if we win we split the profit 60/40 , me being the 60 naturally.
ok so I think it should go like this
so there will be 5 pictures in total, 1 top left 1 top right ,1 bottom left , 1 bottom right and a big *text deleted**text deleted*er in the middle
top left picture and writing across it that says Who are you ?
top right picture and writing across it that says What have you accomplished ?
bottom left picture that says Where have you been ? Where are you going ? (this should combine these 2 pics)
the pic that's not working is the one of the guys walking along the hills and one of them has a union jack flag sticking out his back, I'm sur you've all seen it, so if someone could put that together that can be out entry.
Ihope someone does it as I put a bit of thought into it.