Where do you poo on exercise? I read in the Going Commando book you are showed how to poo in the bag but there was also of a story where they had to carry a mobile, caravan like toilet? I don’t have a problem with any just curious. It’s actually much healthier to poo when you are squatting compared to sitting on a toilet.
On the same note what happens when somebody really needs to poo during mid-run or exercise if let’s say you ate a new, unaccustomed ration pack or something and it hits you bad? Can you just ask to quickly take a poo and catch up or you just pooing you pants?
I love these questions!
First part, it depends. In training usually you'll take an elsen, which is like the portable toilet you refer too. Some UK training areas may have portaloos if you're non tac. I've also used long drops which is basically a deep hole. And also the bag jobby which isnt as easy as it sounds when you're not supposed to pee in the bag. Man hasn't quite cracked the pooing without weeing yet!

I'm yet to progress to levels of clingfilm but it's an option ha.
Second question. I saw two lads have "accidents" in training. One on a speed march, another on the Tarzan assault course. You can stop if you like, but you'll still fail. Just a case of bad luck I guess. Top tip, always poo before phys! Another top tip, don't mess up on exercise otherwise you'll find yourself pinged as Elseneer! Not a job you want, thankfully one I dodged