The monkey, the chimpanzee and the gorilla.

[Nacnud]

A monkey is smoking a joint, up in his tree.

A chimpanzee comes along and says "hey monkey, what ch'a doin'?"

"smoking a joint. Want some?" replies the monkey in a sleepy drug induced daze.

The chimpanzee thinks to himself for a second.

"tell ya what, I'm starving, I'm going to find some bananas then i'll come back." And off he went.

 

[Nacnud]

As he was finding some bananas, a gorilla came along and asked "hey dude, i'm lookin for bananas as well, want some help?"

"sure" replied the chimp, "can you take these bananas to the tree with the monkey in it? You can have some as well If you want."

So the gorilla, with a bunch of bananas in hand, set off to the smoking monkey.

As he approached the monkey, he laid down the bananas at the roots of the tree. Suddenly startled, the monkey looked down and said....

"f*-*-*-*ck dude, how many bananas did you eat?"

 

[v3locity]

Haha nice one!

 

[Nacnud]

^ glad you liked it, I was afraid if people were going to roll their eyes, because the punchline is pretty bad *text deleted*. Although it is meant to be pretty bad!