the scariest thing!

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i was on a run today and i needed a pee so i stoped and went into a forest at the side of the road behind some trees. then i heard grunting sounds and rusling and i though i was just imagining it untill i saw two massive wild pigs! i got the fright of my life and they were coming at me so i got out of there fast! anyway i just thought id share it as this normaly doesnt happen to people :blink:
 

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Doesn't sound good. Still you managed to outrun them so your okay.
 

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at least you were'nt doing a number 2
 
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i would have just had sex with the *text deleted**text deleted**text deleted**s
 

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You should have wrestled them with a knife between your teeth and had them for tea. :)
 

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You should have got naked with them then ate them :rock:
 
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thats because your scottish, us northeners might of only managed one or two of them things, the southeners would *text deleted**text deleted* their pants and run off like spaz rats haha
 

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:iagree:*text deleted* i didnt know they got that big , ill be looking for them next time i go runnin.
 

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i did all those things! :cool:

u had a number 2?
put a knife between your teeth and attacked them?
got naked with them and ate them?
had sex with them?
and improved your time???

thats quite a day you have had!
:weird:
 

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u had a number 2?
put a knife between your teeth and attacked them?
got naked with them and ate them?
had sex with them?
and improved your time???

thats quite a day you have had!
:weird:

it got me to prmc standard in about a month :fly:
 

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The only massive wild pigs you find in cornwall are some of the woman! And believe me i've wrestled a few of they in my time.
 

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I didnt think you still got wild pigs/boar in Scotland, or was it a nomal pig but just in the wild?
 
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