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Things that annoy you. Your rants.

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Oct 6, 2013.

  1. Maths1

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    That's the rant, amazing cast, rubbish film!
     
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  2. DJANGO

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    You should have flicked over to channel 5, John Wick was on ;)
     
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    Now you're talking, much more fun. Sadly no TV just DVD and a screen.
     
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    :-People who slap their lips while eating
    :- ‘I *text deleted* lose weight but won’t do anything about it’
    :- you’re a chick, you’ll never pass.
    :- people who don’t use manners
    :- people who *text deleted* out kid after kid, and complains they don’t get enough money off the government
    :- people who are fit and well enough to work but chooses to sponge.
    :- Jeremy Kyle show, how they have 5/6 people fighting over them and I can’t even get a text back.
    :-People who don’t appreciate the things you do for them.
    :- snakes. Hiss hiss ya reptile
    :- ‘you’ve had a bad day? well it can’t be as bad as mine’ sorry hun, didn’t realise this was a competition
    :- Calling someone ‘babe’ It’s cringe and needs to stop
    :- LOVE ISLAND! I can’t cope with that show.
    :- morning people, like the really In Your face kinda morning people.
    :- people who only want you around when they want something....
     
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  5. Chelonian

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    I hate it when it happens to me.
     
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    When you’re eating a bacon sandwich and end up pulling a whole rasher out. Hate that
     
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  7. DJANGO

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    Slobbering tomato/ brown sauce down your best white shirt while you're at it too! Nightmare! Call it the ed milliband haha
     
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    When you’re on a slip road onto a dual or motorway and the car in front doesn’t pick up speed or actually slows down. Why???
     
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    Actually it’s you joining their carriage way, they aren’t obligated to move for you. You match the oncoming traffics speed.

    But yea, I see your point.
     
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    Actually Snakes aren’t lizards. They both belong to the family of reptiles.
    Legless lizards are just limbless reptiles but look like snakes.

    Love Island is horrendous though. You totally have a point with that.

    And what’s wrong with morning people?!
     
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  11. glos94

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    Unless they choose to identify as a snake.
     
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  12. ThreadpigeonsAlpha

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    Very true. How bigoted of me.
     
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    Perhaps I should have worded it better....I meant the vehicles in front on the SLIP. So that you’ve build up speed to match the traffic as you enter onto the dual/motorway.
    Why do some drivers bimble along or slow down on the slip so that they’re doing about 40 causing all sorts of mayhem when they hit the dual/M..
    That’s what I meant!:)
     
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    Morning people, meaning the really over excited people. The ones who are in your face haha
     
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    Very true.

    Or the people that don’t drive looking well ahead, and can see people on a slip lane, and it’s clear in the over taking lane, so don’t pull out.

    Slip lanes are very backwards though, the oncoming car doesn’t have the right of way, but is dealing with oncoming traffic from behind them, so is dealing solely on mirrors and blind spot checks.

    It would make sense to have it like a ski slope, where the people on the lane have a better view of the oncoming car making way for the slip lane.

    It doesn’t help that councils put big hedges of trees down the middle of the slip lane and carriage way, stopping anyone from seeing the traffic.
    Or don’t build slip lanes long enough!
     
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  16. ThreadpigeonsAlpha

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    Before or after coffee?
     
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  17. Chelonian

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    That's me. I spring from my bed shouting "I'm still alive!"
    It might be an age thing. :(
     
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    Used to work at Tesco online shopping starting work at 4am!! I used to wish the happy people dead!!
     
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    Before coffee
     
  20. ThreadpigeonsAlpha

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    Then yea. You have a point!