Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Oct 6, 2013.
When people ask me about my application.. And refer to the Royal Marines as 'The Army'
The sound of neds.
People who go out drinking and inevitably get into a fight. If you can't handle your booze dont drink.
Badly cooked steak.
The way people put up a daily picture of thier sprog on facebook. if I wamted to see your offspring I'd drop by your house.
Those who are shy at getting in a round.
People who make my job harder by not doing thiers.
People who think because they have been driving for years they can take dangerous action because "they're experienced" sorry to break it to you *text deleted*wit but physics is the master of what happens on the road not your "experience"
People who let thier children roam free with no control.
The innability of the law to deal with scumbags
The ability of the law to continually restrict me under the guise of public safety, whilst still failing to deal with scumbags.
There are more....
Scottish Independence supporters who don't have a valid argument about the economy, defence or stability; but instead quote lines from Braveheart, yet couldn't tell you the first thing about the Scottish Wars of Independence, William Wallace or Andrew Moray!
Absolute blood boiler that one.
Oh I forgot those ones brigrat.
People with missing teeth
The Jeremy Kyle show
Men who drink wkd and other silly alcoholic beverages
Gym users who are talking or on there phone whilst on the stationary bike
Guys who ego lift!
I'm sure there's more. Aha
Oh. The wife "asking" me to do something then getting all pissed off when I elect not to do it. If she really wanted it done she should have "told" me to do it...
The wife asking for something done in 5 minutes, waiting 3 then doing it herself whilst pulling her face!
Should've been less sepcific, or more patient.
On a similar note: family who regularly give me yet another framed photograph of their children and then feel offended when I replace the photographs in the frames with ones of my dog.
Drives me nuts.
Heh you're intolerant of intolerance......
The corps is not for you. Many (Every) a stand easy is spent watching this, truly the greatest show of them all!
People that loudly slurp their Tea or Coffee followed by an almighty gulp!!! I genuinely cannot explain to you what this does to me when I here it, my mood turns foul that's all I can say.
Obviously it's ok if I do it though
4music and Kim Kardashian show at the gym every god damn night
You don't have anything in common with these folk do you?
Strictly Come Dancing, Wow what utter Tripe!!
Drivers that act offended by me cycling on the road.
People complaining about foreign people "taking all the jobs" when they themselves are Jeremy Kyle regulars that should have their own visa revoked.
fat people who complain they've done everything to lose weight... except proper diet and exercise
when i see people in the gym doing pull-ups not to PRMC form who think they are beast for doing ten awful form half ones
It is not considered a 'working day' if you do not spend at least one hour a day with the lads watching Jezza with a wet debating how disgusting each person on the show is and how much money it would take to 'play scrabble' with the people on the show.. and then moaning that you've actually got to work two hours later.
You'd be surprised!!
JK does that, your tainted!
Agreed, but until Susanna Reid (and that Scouse one with the teeth) is knocked-out, I'm watching.
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