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Things that annoy you. Your rants.

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Oct 6, 2013.

  1. OSTV

    OSTV Venerated Contributor

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    People who have one WKD then write up status' on Facebook saying "I'm so drunk'
    Chavs in London that will "Shank you up blud"
    Chelsea fans
    Fulham fans
    David Cameron
    Lazy people
    John Terry
    Niall Quinn
    Little chavs that act big infront of their mates
    Lads who have all talk but no action
    People who say my first name 'Rice'

    Those of you who remember my previous username will know why I hate the last one.

    OSTV
     
  2. Chelonian

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    Funnily enough I once overheard a Janner outside a Plymouth pub say almost exactly the same thing.
     
  3. Ninja_Stoker

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    :)This is entirely possible, but in pointyhead land, no-one in the English speaking world fully comprehends what's being said inbetween the "ere's", "me 'andsome's" and the Yoda-esque sentence sequence mangling.
     
  4. Fenix13

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    The x factor, can't stand it with it's constant sob stories and fake tanned weirdos who shouldn't even be let near a karaoke machine, bad drivers, people who continue to ask when I'm likely to go away to training for the 'army' despite being told otherwise numerous times about the marines, and most of all Facebook, can't stand it I used to have a wife but I lost her to facebook a long time ago all I have a relationship with now is the top of her head as she looks at her phone! Oh yeah and the endless stream of useless scroungers with no job and a long criminal record who constantly act like the world owes them a living despite never having had a job or anything close to it in they're lives.
     
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  5. Chelonian

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    Those apparently "essential" PC software updates that when installed immediately render previously functioning applications unusable.
     
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  6. Ninja_Stoker

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    Yep, a mates laptop crashed & died last week after a Windows update. Good old Microsoft, eh?
     
  7. Chelonian

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    1: Bar staff that chirpily ask me if I want "the full-fat version" if I order a Coca-cola. No variety of Coca-cola contains fat.
    2: Bar staff that are at least thirty years younger than I am but insist on addressing me as "young man".
     
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  8. hugo92

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    People who moan about their life but wont do anything to change it and go on about how they deserve a break.
    People who dont care about their health then wonder why they get sick
    Poor form in the gym
    People who moan about the weather being too hot or too cold ha
     
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  9. TheGeek

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    Got another today.

    People who take thier kids to a restaurant and plonk them down with a tablet to play....

    Firstly an ipad is not an effective babysitter

    Secondly those games make mpre noise than your rats.

    Lastly you should maybe teach your children more manners than to sit with thier eyes on a screen at dinner.....

    Geek
     
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  10. Judge_Bread

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    Telling people that I'm in RMR training, being asked if that's like the TA...

    IF I WANTED AN EASY PONGO JOB THEN I WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT.

    /rant
     
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  11. the happy sloth

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    Those advertisements that constantly pop up when watching movies online, e.g "If you download this app you will makes 100,000 dollars a month" etc.... GRR
     
  12. Ninja_Stoker

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    Concur. And those annoying prequel trailer adverts on youtube - all they do is make you 100% sure you will not buy that product because you cannot get rid if it before you watch the clip you want to view.
     
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  13. TheGeek

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    Me too but look on the bright side. It's adverticing and keeps the site free.

    Geek
     
  14. Ninja_Stoker

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    Ah, now those adverts have a function. :)
     
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  16. Chelonian

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    The three question marks annoy me more than the kiss.

    "...yet simple make-up trick would hide his tattoos..." :)
     
  17. Ninja_Stoker

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    ...as every Royal knows already :)
     
  18. the happy sloth

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    Oh and one person who really annoys me. That KT Hopkins or whatever she's called, the one who was on 'this morning'. really frustrates me just by looking at her. haha.
     
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  19. NJP96

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    chavs
    "hipsters"
    "men" who self tan
    people who think drugs are cool
    scroungers
    the words "yolo" and "swag"
    skinny guys who think they have amazing abs
    when people are late for no good reason
    when people think the army compare to the marines
    and people who dont show respect to our armed forces.
     
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  20. Chelonian

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    Having to ask for a proper plate at an Exeter bar yesterday after my lunch of pâté and cheese was served to me on what appeared to be a roof slate.
     
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