Things that make you laugh

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  1. DBenn01

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    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Dishes.

    Dishes who?

    Dishes Sean Connery.


    What do you call an Italian who sells themselves for money?

    A Pasta-tute!


    Don't worry, this won't continue.


    What do you call an Italian slum?

    The Spaghetto!
     
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  2. Ninja_Stoker

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    Good.
     
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    People that come on a potential royal marine forum and advertise lads holiday on Spain with marine drinking rules
    Then there self being based in Spain
     
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    Grammar police: to correct and serve.
     

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  5. Rover

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    Borrowed from OAMAAM....

    A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”

    Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”

    The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

    Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”

    The farmer asked, “What ya *text deleted* do with him?”

    Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off. ”

    The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”

    Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

    A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”

    Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.”

    The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”

    Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”

    Donald has recently moved into the White House.
     
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    My nod said the raf are not too highly thought of in the Corps, or is this not allowed :D;)

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    The dive gets me every time.
     
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  10. wishful thinking?

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    Found this on the army vet tech page, think they’re trained by Dr Dolittle himself -banghead-
     

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    Need a decent multi tool for work, any suggestions?

    ...I swear to god if anyone replies with some politicians name I'll kick off
     
  13. Rover

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    A new MOD Form......?;)

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    Absolutely no idea what is going on here but it’s brilliant.
     
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