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Things that make you laugh

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. Rover

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    From OAMAAM....

    The president is walking out of the White House and heading towards his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

    A secret service agent, now on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse". This startles the would-be assassin and he is captured.

    Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "what the hell made you shout 'Mickey Mouse' ?

    Blushing, the agent replies, "I got flustered ... I meant to shout... "Donald, duck".
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  3. Chelonian

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    He's only been charged with nine sexual assaults and two attempted rapes.
    Perhaps the SNP is waiting for a more serious allegation to emerge? Such as him snuggling up with an English Tory? :)
     
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    I’m no expert on walls, but that’s a fence
     

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  6. Chelonian

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    The Poundland empty heart St Valentine's Day gift.
    Currently enraging the anti-plastic, enviro-mental lobby.

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    Garnier Fructis “don’t be a bitch”

     
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  10. Chelonian

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    This has an ancient patina of age which probably dates back to when I was a teenager:

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  11. Rover

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    Be careful if you need to go outside!!

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    Schools closed across UK due to snow and freezing temperatures.

    Meanwhile, in Newcastle last night..... Mountain & Arctic training for Norway.

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  14. Rover

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    新年快樂
    ;)

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    I love it when logic is applied to campaigns like this
     
  16. Fibonarchie

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    He’s got a point...
     

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    True. Most people have the foresight to check out TripAdvisor, take a tent or book accom through Trivago or Sodexo, too.

    Ah yes, but it only leads to this...

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  18. Rover

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    [​IMG]

    -banghead--doctor-

    Well everyone in range will get 'peppered'!:cool:
     
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