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Things that make you laugh

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. Cheezy hammy eggy

    Cheezy hammy eggy Active Member

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    My wife has just reached a new culinary milestone.. She managed to set off next door’s smoke alarm...no duff!!
     
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  2. Cheezy hammy eggy

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  3. Caversham

    Caversham Former RM Commando, Moderator

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    Must be similar to Haven Banks in Exmouth. The number of complaints about Straight Point range, which is based right alongside it, is huge!

    Alan
     
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  4. Cheezy hammy eggy

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    Yes,
    The same problem exists with the locals at Altcar.
     
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  5. Cheezy hammy eggy

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  6. Cheezy hammy eggy

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    E523C7CD-7AEA-43F0-98F6-FBE80A086364.jpeg Just fostered a dog
     
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  8. Caversham

    Caversham Former RM Commando, Moderator

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    The Turks Head in Exeter is returning to its former role as a pub. The article in Devon Live describes the background to the pub, which has been on its present site for around 700 years.

    I like the comments made by former patrons about the Marines, particularly the one who swapped her knickers with a RM on her Hen Night!

    https://www.devonlive.com/news/devo...6dttsEwg6u6flvpZa6r_JX_6s4npL2bhnFUpArRb_U-rk

    Alan
     
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  9. Chelonian

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    A decent pub in its day. A woman of my (errm...) acquaintance back in the 1980s hated the place because her RM ex-husband practically lived in there! :)
     
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  10. Chelonian

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    Pinched from FB. Cruel but amusing.
    LA Galaxy unveils a statue of David Beckham.
    FB comment:
    "I thought it was a statue of Victoria... Then I realised I was looking at the long, thin, emotionless trunk of a palm tree."

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  11. Chelonian

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    A somewhat rambling letter in the The Sunday Telegraph of 3 March 2019 concludes thus:

    "Odinists may argue that Christianity is declining, and rising levels of blasphemy may reinforce this impression: but as G.K. Chesterton remarked, nobody ever bothers to blaspheme against Thor."
    Ann Farmer
    Woodford Green, Essex.

    Which suggests that neither Ms Farmer or G.K. Chesterton ever read a forum post by @ThreadpigeonsAlpha :)
     
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  12. W4FU

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    Making me laugh today - the sh1tstorm that is MFTS. If anyone is particularly bored this evening, BBC Radio 4 is doing a piece on our woeful military flying training system. 2000Z, be there...
     
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  13. Cheezy hammy eggy

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    hi ninja
    I am a dairy farmer in Australia with a son in first week of rt at the moment, I found this absolutely hilarious. Thanx for the pick me up.
     
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  16. Ninja_Stoker

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    All part of the service. ;)
    True dat. Another first for this forum.
     
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  18. Chelonian

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    Pinched from Meade Telescopes:

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  19. Cheezy hammy eggy

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  20. Cheezy hammy eggy

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    I’ve just been asked the time by an Argos delivery driver.....I told him it was between 8am and 5pm.
     
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