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Things that make you laugh

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. Cheezy hammy eggy

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    I’ve just been asked the time by an Argos delivery driver.....I told him it was between 8am and 5pm.
     
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    Your watch is fast, you posted before 8:00 am.
     
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    Made me chuckle when I read it
     

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  5. Cheezy hammy eggy

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    Bought my wife a rocket for her birthday..
    She was over the moon....-vomit-
     
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  6. Chelonian

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    Regardless of one's politics the JOE channel does satire nicely.

     
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  7. ex killick

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    My dog was a good blacksmith. Came home once and he’d only made a bolt for the door!!

    Nice return.
     
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  8. Cheezy hammy eggy

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    Nice one shippers! :)
     
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    Cheers oppo
     
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  11. Chelonian

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    Image of public disorder training at Copehill Down pinched from Parachute Regiment's official FB page carries the Para motto Utrinque Paratus (Ready for Anything).
    Naturally someone comments "Don't you mean Ready for BREXIT?" :)

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  12. Chelonian

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    Continuing the recent Dad Jokes theme.
    Water has been found on Mars.

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    Image pinched from Meade Instruments which makes big astro telescopes for dads.
     
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    More like waking up while getting date raped and having your “mates” tell you it’s ok to go back to sleep.
     
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  20. Chelonian

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    @MumtoRM You've inspired me to make a few calls of my own.
    Just to add... spud guns are ace. They really sting at close range. :)
     
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