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Things that make you laugh

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. Chelonian

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    Reminds me of a local TV news clip from a crime scene at a bungalow on a rural housing estate. Two very alert looking Police officers were filmed standing outside the property on a bright, summer's day.
    The camera then panned across to a couple of reclining garden chairs, parasol and a table groaning under the weight of cake, sandwiches, a jug of lemonade and a tea pot obviously supplied by neighbours to ensure the officers were again able to relax once the TV crew did one. :)
     
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  4. Chelonian

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    @Cheezy hammy eggy
    So true. I always use the ground floor disabled bogs in Wetherspoon's. If challenged I cite my 'invisible' disability of terminal wit, charm and grooviness.
     
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  6. Chelonian

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    When the BBC answers its own question within the question itself. :)

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  7. DJANGO

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    Can't believe he sought asylum from the American government. He must have seen all the jokes coming
     
  8. Chelonian

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    Pinched from FB.

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    Think your having a bad day......

     
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    It would seem not all Americans favour Trump.......

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  15. Chelonian

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    "What I say goes... right out of the window."
    My life summarised in one sentence. :(
     
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  16. Ninja_Stoker

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    That song sums up my life too.
     
  17. Chelonian

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    Shamelessly pinched just now from BBC Radio 4:

    "I worship with the congregation of Jesus Chris. The church of the missing consonant."
     
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  18. Rover

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    Mn t tht!
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  19. Chelonian

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    G n pc nd sn n mr.
     
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