A Royal Marine is sitting in a pub and leans over to the guy next to him and says, "*text deleted* hear a Para joke"? The guy next to him replies, "before you tell that joke, you should know something I'm 6ft tall, and 200 lbs, and I'm a Para" "The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225 lbs and he's a Para. The fella next to him is 6'5", weighs 250 lbs and he's also a Para. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?" The Marine raises one eyebrow, rolls up his sleeves and says ... "Nah, not really, I just don't want to have to explain it three times."