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Things that make you laugh

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. rkec

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    Two words to get idiots to follow you without engaging brain, stick "people" or "freedom" in front of something. Every coup over the last 50 years has used these words.

    These words are moron magnets.
     
  2. Chelonian

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    'Choice' is another. One of Tony Blair's favourite, vague keywords.
    What nobody ever admits is that if one only has to choose between two turds it doesn't really make much difference.
     
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  3. DJANGO

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    Rabbit turd or elephant turd
     
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  4. Chelonian

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    To be honest I've not given the matter much thought but it's likely that I'd dig an elephant turd into my rose bushes. The rabbit turd would be carefully pressed into someone's chocolate chip cookie. :)
     
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  5. DJANGO

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    How devilishly malicious of you!
     
  6. Ninja_Stoker

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    boris.jpg

    Borrowed from OAMAAM.:cool:
     
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  9. Ninja_Stoker

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    Seems a bit of a limited selection of choices to my mind.
     
  10. Chelonian

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    The notion of someone treading on such toes or perhaps trapping fingers in a door makes me wince. :eek:
     
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  11. Cheezy hammy eggy

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    Picking you nose would be a chore!
     
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  12. Rover

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    Ultimate popcorn..jpg

    Popcorn shares on the up.:);)
     
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  13. Cheezy hammy eggy

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  14. Ninja_Stoker

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    Went for a couple of beers tonight with triple amputee, Andy Reid MBE, 3rd Battalion Yorks Regiment, Herrick 10.

    Andy; "Do you want a beer?"
    Me; "If you're going to twist my arm"
    Andy; "Can't do that, but can give you half a Chinese-burn & a pint"
    Me; "Pint, then".
     
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  15. Cheezy hammy eggy

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  16. Cheezy hammy eggy

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    Has he still got the Cinema Bar?
     
  17. Ninja_Stoker

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    Don't know on that score, he never mentioned it, we were in Douglas, Isle of Man at the time.
     
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  18. Chelonian

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    Lincolnshire Fire & Rescue service drop Fireman Sam as a mascot because it's not inclusive enough and apparently dissuades women from applying to join the Fire Service.
    Somehow, I suspect that a man has decided that women might be dissuaded.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/49663380

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  19. Ninja_Stoker

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    Looks like someone nicked both of Sam's rolls of carpet that he was carrying.
     
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  20. Chelonian

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    Yorkie Malone presented a RM rugby shirt and this cartoon to HRH Duke of Sussex at Shaugh Bridge earlier this year shortly after Harry's appointment as the new Captain General Royal Marines.

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