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Things that make you laugh

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. Chelonian

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    John Rambo: aged seventy-three, still playing with knives and not a grey to be seen.

    Could be the strap line for a movie poster.

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  2. Ninja_Stoker

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    Surprised Yorkie didn't get a dig in about the green beret ;)
     
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  3. Chelonian

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    When New Zealander Josh Thompson received an email from his employer inviting him to a meeting 'to discuss his role' he sensed that he was facing redundancy. New Zealand employment law mandates that an employee must be accompanied by a 'support person' if he or she wants one.

    Mr Thompson hired a clown. The clown tied balloons into animal shapes during the meeting and mimed numerous emotions at appropriate moments: surprise; disbelief; and shock.
    When it was confirmed towards the end of the meeting that Mr Thompson was being made redundant the clown wept, deploying an absurdly long handkerchief.
    A class act!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-49708570

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    Unashamedly lifted from Dad jokes on FB:

    3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with.

    So they throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
     
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    Pinched from FB.

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    I love this, climate change according to "climate experts" in the 70's. Narrated by Spock from Star Trek.



    For some reason they are playing some pretty brutal music.
     
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    Royal can never miss a photo opportunity.:cool:
     
  11. Caversham

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    I love the look on this guy’s face!

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  12. Ninja_Stoker

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    To be fair, it's a tough one.
     
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  15. Ninja_Stoker

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    Reminds me of the joke about
    Jesus, a Chief Stoker Bootneck and the Pope walking through a forest when they came to a river.
    “Follow me” said Jesus, and walked across the water. The Chief Stoker Bootneck followed and walked across the water.

    However when the Pope followed he went in up to his chest.” How can this be” he said in despair.

    Jesus turned to the Chief Stoker Bootneck and laughed “Shall we tell him about the stones”
    To which the Chief Stoker Bootneck replied “What stones?”

    MOD Edit; know your audience @Ninja_Stoker - Illustrious :cool:
     
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  16. Ninja_Stoker

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    Outrageous.
     
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    How about the one when the Pope's visiting Ireland in the Popemobile?

    After been driven through a town the Pope says to his Driver (D3) "I've always fancied driving this thing, do you mind if we swap?"

    "Sure" says the Driver, "but you'll need to get a move-on, we're late for the next Papal visit".

    Sure enough the Pope floors it, between towns and gets pulled over by the Police. The policeman walks up to the driver's door and looks in. He gets on the radio. "Paddy", he says, " You're not going to believe who I've just pulled over".

    "The President?" Says Paddy. "Nope, higher than that".
    "The President of the United States?"

    "Nope higher. Put it this way, the Pope's driving him..."
     
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  18. Ninja_Stoker

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    Who says there's no such thing as a perfect newspaper headline?

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    You must scour the internet for these Ninja!! ;)
     
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  20. Chelonian

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    "He had intended to give burgers to the homeless but necked a bottle of whisky."

    As one does. :)
     
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