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Things that make you laugh

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. Ninja_Stoker

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    Except the fringe. That's amusing.
     
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    Bloody millennials... ;)
     
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    What if he refills it?! Is it no longer single use?
     
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    "[Datuna] did not destroy the art work. The banana is the idea,"

    From the article... I wish my ideas were worth 90+ grand!!
     
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    Had a right laugh trying that in a pub in Bournemouth this weekend, the locals must have thought we were on day release from the loony bin! And the girls don't always make it look as easy as the woman in the vid did, especially after they've had a few gins!
     
  12. Ninja_Stoker

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    Must admit I've never had cause to need to stand up with a chair to my chest whilst resting my head on a wall, but am happy to let those that can do it.

    For me, having a pee whilst stood-up (mostly) is reward enough. Plus, I never get overwrought about thoughtless individuals leaving the loo seat down rather than up. :)
     
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    With all the fuss that has been in the media this week about patients being on the floor it has been reported that Soldiers have also been seen sleeping on the floor in terrible conditions, cold, wet, physically exhausted and hungry!!

    Unconfirmed reports say, apparently, this dreadful treatment of rough, tough Soldiers has been happening for thousands of years, but is only now, finally coming to public attention. Experts are putting the blame on the Prime Minister, Boris Johnson and Brexit.

    Asked about this horrific discovery, a spokesman, from the Royal Marines, replied...
    "*text deleted* Off!”

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    Not sure if this is funny or not. Check out the two left shoes Dianne Abbott is wearing.

    It's one of those that could bee the sign of a genuine mental illness, brain tumour etc.

    Of she could just be thick

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    A closer view. :) Her right foot appears swollen. I believe that she might suffer from diabetes. Perhaps she had no option other than wearing a bigger, odd shoe?

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    Edited to add: I'm only guessing. I must fly now. Time to don a bow tie, white coat, tuck a BNF into the pocket and head across to Torbay Hospital to remove a kidney.
     
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    When a well meaning FB friend who lives in Totnes posts a veteran support link for the US Airborne Division. -banghead-

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    Seen in Isle of Man. A snip at £30k...for a smart car.

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    My son trying to work out how to wrap something hexagonal and something conical. Was bloody hilarious.
     
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