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Things that make you laugh

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. Welshy

    Welshy Royal Marines Commando

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    Oh dear:) social services anyone
     
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    She's putting some effort, 3 out of 10 but he's wearing shorts for the photo.

    3 out of 10 for her
    1 out of 10 for him
    and zero points for photographer who couldn't give a flying *text deleted*
     
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  5. Chelonian

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    Yep, they should have suck with this image from the feature:

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    Assuming that the photographer arrived after the boiler was fixed and the ambient room temperature was by then possibly +24℃ I'm pondering why she was wearing a coat at all. :confused:
    The lad's board shorts are a big clue.
     
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    Online shopping.

     
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  7. Rover

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    Teacher :- if I give you 2 rabbits then another 2 then another 2 how many will you have..

    Johnny :- 7 sir...

    Teacher :- No listen if I give you 2 rabbits then another 2 then another 2 how many will you have...

    Johnny :- 7 sir...

    Teacher :- listen if I give you 2 apples, then another 2 then another 2 how many will you have...

    Johnny: 6..

    Teacher :- good now if I give you 2 rabbits then another 2 then another 2 how many will you have....

    Johnny 7:- sir....

    Teacher how the hell do you get 7?!?!?!?!

    Johnny :- because I've got a rabbit at home sir.
    :)


    Read more: http://civviestreet.proboards.com/thread/67951/teacher-give-2-rabbits#ixzz6C5DVlwH3
     
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  8. The guide

    The guide Ex RAF, Ex Royal Marines, now RN.! go figure

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  9. Ninja_Stoker

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    All very hush, hush.

    Don't like to talk about this particular raid, but can divulge I knew the third man on the balcony, Spanners MacHinnery, with the rolled-up newspaper, tactically clenched and ablaze.

    They don't like it up 'em. Well, the Singaporeans weren't too impressed anyway.
     
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    Sure it is not a 'Para Illum'!!o_O
     
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    DC1D9C84-0E01-4A42-A7B2-412422431286.jpeg I didn’t know Tony Blair knew Pete Docherty:)
     
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    This book I came across today :D

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    That dog could help out Troop 285 with their 12 mile load carry today!! :cool:
     
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    Give him the GPMG and two boxes of link.
    :)
     
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