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Things that make you laugh

Discussion in 'Jollies Bar' started by Ninja_Stoker, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. Former AE

    Former AE Royal Marines Commando

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  2. Chelonian

    Chelonian Moderator

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    Amused when my young niece pleaded to stay at my house for the next few months because her school had closed.
    She thought I was unaware that because her dad works in a local government role he is regarded as a 'key worker' which means that she will be going to school as normal on Monday. :)
     
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  3. Rover

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    SAVE TOILET PAPER.

    USE IMODIUM!

    :):)
     
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  4. Fibonarchie

    Fibonarchie Venerated Contributor

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    Apologies if this has been on already
     

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  5. Rover

    Rover Moderator

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  6. kimbo96

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  7. Powder Monkey

    Powder Monkey Valuable Contributor

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    That my kid start recruit training on Star Wars day. May the 4th be with you:D
     
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  8. Rob20

    Rob20 Royal Marines Commando Moderator

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    Is his entry date going ahead? The PRMCs are cancelled, but are the intakes continuing do you know?
     
  9. Powder Monkey

    Powder Monkey Valuable Contributor

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    He's had something telling him his intake is may 4th. That may change but seems to be going ahead at the moment.
     
  10. Ninja_Stoker

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    Yep, unless advised otherwise, assume it's going ahead.

    The Army has ceased recruit training but the RN appears to be continuing so far as I'm currently aware.

    As you observe, circumstances may well change that, but until they say otherwise, crack on.
     
  11. Rover

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  12. Ninja_Stoker

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    Volume required
     

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  13. Caversham

    Caversham Former RM Commando, Moderator

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    Looks like Pete at number 36 didn't get involved with all the panic buying last week!!

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  14. sharpe

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    Looks the bidet must be broken:) either that or Petes colonic irrigation business idea needs some work
     
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  15. Caversham

    Caversham Former RM Commando, Moderator

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    Tescos are now taking your temperature before you are allowed in the store!
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  16. Parhelia

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    This is very clever and made me laugh
     
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  17. Chelonian

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    The UK moves to British Summer Time at 0100 on Sunday 29 March.

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  18. Rover

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    Dianne Abbott announced she is taking a coronavirus test this evening. Apparently she feels confident as she spent last night and this morning revising for it!
    o_O;)
     
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  19. Chelonian

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    In his letter to all UK households Prime Minister Johnson states:

    Things will get worse before they get better…

    Turns out that this is also a euphemism used by some medical professionals to warn a patient of imminent death.
     
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  20. Rover

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    :):)
     
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