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Caversham

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I have told my daughter that if her Mother asks for help in getting an old carpet to the tip, to call the Police!

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Borrowed from OAMAAM......

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
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"Marion...Marion..."

"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

"No...I'm a rabbit in Devon!":)
 

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After hearing a fantastic tip online that you could get dried pasta from Ann Summers shops I decided to see what else I could get to help through the covid crisis. Have to say I got a lot of strange looks in the Asda with my new PPE mask on
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