Tortoise

Taggart91

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Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?













Where you left it!!
 

WrapJuice

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cough...................................
 

Paul-M

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*text deleted*tumbleweed*text deleted*
 

Charlie

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*text deleted*greased up deaf guy runs past*text deleted*
 

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Paddy is going to a fancy dress party with a girl strapped on his back.
He bumps into his friend Dave who asks him what he is meant to be?
Paddy replies "A tortoise".
Dave looks at him with a confused look on his face...
Paddy says "Oh sorry, this is Michelle"...

Made me chuckle :smile:
 

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I actually thought it was quite funny *text deleted*

:racer:
 
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