What are your dreams and ambitions?

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It has always been my dream to join the RM- i wanted to do the full hog and be with the RM until they kick me out for being too old! i want to specialise in ML and because of my passion with fitness, maybe change a few years down the line to PTI, after my 22 years service in the RM i wanted to retire with my armed forces pension and tax free lumpsome! and then set up my own gym/fitness suite and have a armed forces fit course where i could train civilians dreaming of joining the RM or other forces to get a high level of fitness, incorporating elements of Commando course so they knew what things to expect!

God i hope my dream becomes a reality!!
 

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i have quite a few abitions in life and there is a hell of a lot i deffinatly want to do.
the first one is obviously to join the royal marines. i will then specialise in as much as possible. driver, ML, PTI, Comms, Admin etc etc.. so i can get as many qualifications as possible for when i come out to give me a good chance at getting a well paid job.
i would then either go on to training recruits after a fair few years service or i would leave after 10 years or so, and start up my own business. to do with outdoor sports and adventure. not 100% sure what i would be selling, but its deffinatly something i would like to do.
 

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yea, i think it would be brilliant setting up a gym or fitness suite, especially after having service in the Royal Marines! the expertise you would have picked up during your career!
 

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after my 22 years service in the RM i wanted to retire with my armed forces pension

accept you can only serve for 18 years or up to the age of 40 which ever comes first.
 

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accept you can only serve for 18 years or up to the age of 40 which ever comes first.

I thought it was which ever came last?
Because surely people who join at like 33 don't have to leave after 7 years.
 

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oh, my bad, i meant to also write once i become commadant ganeral of the Royal Marines and Prim Minister- i will change the minimum signing on service time from 3.5 years to 22 years! and maximum service to 109 years! so even once your dead you still belong to the corps and can still be called out to tour!
 

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accept you can only serve for 18 years or up to the age of 40 which ever comes first.

Not true. Thats your contract - and you can extend it. Ask ninja how long he's been in :blink1:

Obviously it's also dependant on if they need you or not.
 

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oh, my bad, i meant to also write once i become commadant ganeral of the Royal Marines and Prim Minister- i will change the minimum signing on service time from 3.5 years to 22 years! and maximum service to 109 years! so even once your dead you still belong to the corps and can still be called out to tour!

you are crazy mate :nuts:

funny as fcuk :toung: you would'nt be able to do much if you were dead, what jobs could you do?
 

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Once im qualified to be a Marine, my dream has allways been to apply for the SBS. I think of it as an upgrade as the Parachute rejement's upgrade would be the SAS.
 

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you are crazy mate :nuts:

funny as fcuk :toung: you would'nt be able to do much if you were dead, what jobs could you do?

well, you could specialise in disease, projectile vomitting and bad smell! as in, the current alive RM's fling your corpse at the taliban or dump you in the local drinking water pool thing and they all get disease when they drink water and keel over and die! or just fling the dead marines at them and they will be so shocked into being sick and surrendering or suffer plague!
 

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well, you could specialise in disease, projectile vomitting and bad smell! as in, the current alive RM's fling your corpse at the taliban or dump you in the local drinking water pool thing and they all get disease when they drink water and keel over and die! or just fling the dead marines at them and they will be so shocked into being sick and surrendering or suffer plague!

suffer plague lmfao! We ain't living in the 1500's mate *text deleted*, but yes i agree at least you will be put to some use after you die! If i knew i was going to die i would eat a really big curry, then you could throw me at the taliban when i'm dead, my bowels will evacuate and the taliban would die of suffication. Job Done :uglyhammer:
 

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suffer plague lmfao! We ain't living in the 1500's mate *text deleted*, but yes i agree at least you will be put to some use after you die! If i knew i was going to die i would eat a really big curry, then you could throw me at the taliban when i'm dead, my bowels will evacuate and the taliban would die of suffication. Job Done :uglyhammer:

yes and the war will be over this time next week! *text deleted* have you ever watched Bad Boys 2? well, according to Will Smith dead women fart when theyr dead! *text deleted* and you know where from- that area already smells bad enough- so when i become King or Generel Commandant of the RM i will start letting dead women apply! the interview and medical should be a laugh! *text deleted*
 

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haha the only way a woman can fail the medical is if she is alive *text deleted*
 

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haha the only way a woman can fail the medical is if she is alive *text deleted*

*text deleted*! look dj, i have a plan to pass my eye exam!...

im *text deleted* put all ma best clothes on, Armani spray! and put some football sox down ma boxers (not like i need to) then go to the opticians, if its a bloke i will offer him head, if its a woman i will just open my legs a little (remember i have the footy sox down there) and make sure she's looking and tell her to meet me on her break in some back ally for the best time of her life (as long as she passes me!)
 

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sorted, will see you all after xmas for RT! :uglyhammer:
 

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*text deleted*! look dj, i have a plan to pass my eye exam!...

im *text deleted* put all ma best clothes on, Armani spray! and put some football sox down ma boxers (not like i need to) then go to the opticians, if its a bloke i will offer him head, if its a woman i will just open my legs a little (remember i have the footy sox down there) and make sure she's looking and tell her to meet me on her break in some back ally for the best time of her life (as long as she passes me!)

if that does'nt work, you don't have a chance *text deleted*
 

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if that does'nt work, you don't have a chance *text deleted*

i will just tell her im a Diesel model! *text deleted* and im the best she will ever get- will tell the bloke my throat is never ending! *text deleted*
 

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I want to be the Jolly Green Giant!
 
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