what do they actually do in the medical

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strip down to your under crackers, stand under a measuring stick,read some eye test cards, *text deleted* on a stick, cough and touch your toes. (you don't have to touch your toes apparently it's optional...)
 

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He felt my bollacks, told me to walk on my tip toes and checked my eyes.... took about 5 minutes.
 

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dont forget the hearing test. not that youll hear jack *text deleted**text deleted* once youve been next to the 50 cal in training. suppose you need to hear lectures and that to start with though *text deleted*
 

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i wondered about that myself, of all the thngs i wouldn't have thought hearing important for a guy who makes loud noises right next to his head for a living... *text deleted*
 

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i wondered about that myself, of all the thngs i wouldn't have thought hearing important for a guy who makes loud noises right next to his head for a living... *text deleted*
Must admit, I always wondered that too. Apparently however, it's all to do with the hearing test you have when you leave!

If you leave claiming your hearing has deteriorated it can be verified, or indeed refuted, if a set of measurements were taken before you join.

All in all, it's not as daft as it sounds (pardon?).
 

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why do u have to pee on a stick ?

is it just drugs they look for ? or is std's and other stuff like that to ?
 

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Must admit, I always wondered that too. Apparently however, it's all to do with the hearing test you have when you leave!
If you leave claiming your hearing has deteriorated it can be verified, or indeed refuted, if a set of measurements were taken before you join.
All in all, it's not as daft as it sounds (pardon?).
well that makes sense. thanks!
robbie spice i think you pee on a stick to check for abnormalities such as kidney/hormone etc and also some drugs. STD would require what is basically a spiked cocktail stirrer of death being put down your japseye and twirled around, and unless the Dr was VERY ninjalike they didn't do that to me...
 

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*text deleted* go down your local clinic. i go once a year not quite as bad as you'd imagine or as i described it
 

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well i don't know it is exactly but anything less than a spiked cocktail stirrer of death going down my jap eye is a god send
 

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*text deleted* it's a small little swab thing and a pee test, if you're worried about AIDS it'd be blood too.
 
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