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hey people! *text deleted* sorry i havent posted in a while! bet u all missed me! well, i got a new router for my computer and for some ungodly reason it stopped me from accessing this site! (but only this site tho! every other website was fine- ???) any would like to say i had my psychometric test today and passed! ^_^ OH YEA BABY! *text deleted* have my interview and medical next thursday! better get swatting up! *text deleted* god, *text deleted* missed all the gossip! *text deleted* read everythig *text deleted* missed and catch up! :)
 

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who are u again?

















joke :uglyhammer:

*text deleted* cheeky tucker! honestly though i would take like 30 minutes to load this site up and it kept saying 'server too busy, try again later' i nearly threw my laptop out the window at one point! *text deleted*
 

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*text deleted* sounds like a genuine nightmare!
 

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*text deleted* sounds like a genuine nightmare!

was mate! i had LOADS of new thread ideas too! i got so mad! *text deleted*

i started going all twitchy and couldnt sleep, and got cold sweats while in bed!
 

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are you the one who wants to eat his girlfriend?
 

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yes! but due to technical difficulties (extortionate bus prices) i wont see my gf for another week or 2 and am getting pissed off! i might as well be a fu'cking monk! *text deleted* gone celabit! my balls now literally drag accross the floor as i walk! *text deleted* the medical examiner is *text deleted* have a fieldday next week with me! *text deleted*
 

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yes! but due to technical difficulties (extortionate bus prices) i wont see my gf for another week or 2 and am getting pissed off! i might as well be a fu'cking monk! *text deleted* gone celabit! my balls now literally drag accross the floor as i walk! *text deleted* the medical examiner is *text deleted* have a fieldday next week with me! *text deleted*

don't worry mate, you would have starved to death by the time your medical comes up.
 

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medical next thursday! cant wait for that like! i will have just had my interview and will be sweaty as fu'ck my bollocks are *text deleted* be stinking! *text deleted* hope he doesnt hava habbit of sniffing his fingers afterwards... *text deleted*
 

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or re-using his gloves. That is disgusting but i wish you and your bollocks all the best. I am sure all 3 of you will get through unscathed!!
 

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or re-using his gloves. That is disgusting but i wish you and your bollocks all the best. I am sure all 3 of you will get through unscathed!!

all 3? all 5 mate! all 5
 

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Yeah I am suffering from PTSD because of your absence, cut my wrists and everything. *Sobs*.


:uglyhammer: Joke!
 

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Yeah I am suffering from PTSD because of your absence, cut my wrists and everything. *Sobs*.


:uglyhammer: Joke!

i got an infraction for using 'txt tlk' so i guess instead of using '*text deleted*' i will say laugh my ass off (when did this site become so 'correct'? takes all the fun away
 

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medical next thursday! cant wait for that like! i will have just had my interview and will be sweaty as fu'ck my bollocks are *text deleted* be stinking! *text deleted* hope he doesnt hava habbit of sniffing his fingers afterwards... *text deleted*

Well the corporal will be teaching you how to clean those stinking bollocks hahaha:biggrin:
 

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*text deleted* good old wire scrubber! *text deleted*
 

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im type 1 *text deleted* :kult::kult::kult::kult:
 
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